Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Is flatulence on the rise? Will there ever be a cure for it, or is it just an ill wind that blows no good?

This question just blows me away.Is flatulence on the rise? Will there ever be a cure for it, or is it just an ill wind that blows no good?
If your flatulance is on the rise you may want to buy some extra breath mints. And if it rises to far you may find yourself with some really crappy ideas. Bad breath,Brown eyes and crappy ideas are 3 sure signs you have a back-up problem.Is flatulence on the rise? Will there ever be a cure for it, or is it just an ill wind that blows no good?
In addition to what Robert T. stated , I include that breath mints are available in suppository form and in a variety of flavors.





Flavors? Why do we need the flavor? The flavor goes in before the flatulence comes out.
It's All Right Now
Let's just set the record straight: are you or aren't you suffering from chronic flatulence?
Some things are forever.


They say cow flatulence causes global warming.


Those who suffer keep it in (or vice versa).


Those who find release find relief!


And of course...


Beans Beans the magical fruit....
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  • If Joe Biden were to become mysteriously ill, would Obama put Hillary on the ticket?

    No. Because he would spend the next four years looking over his shoulder....and wondering if and when she was going to have him 'taken care of'..... If Joe Biden were to become mysteriously ill, would Obama put Hillary on the ticket?
    That is what I call the 'Hail Hillary'; scenario. You never know. They might try it once Obama/Biden is 20 points down in the polls. It depends on when McCain hits those numbers. With the McCain surge being so success full, it might be in October. And Hill might say no. Good question.





    EDIT: Agree with Aaron s. Your avatar fits.If Joe Biden were to become mysteriously ill, would Obama put Hillary on the ticket?
    i think they should keep all the hammers and sharp objects out of obamas reach or perhaps biden should go into hiding..lol cause i at this point with obama losing his mind..nothing would surprise me..i wonder if he goes home and smacks michelle around
    Well you know Rudy warned Biden to get that VP offer in writing ..


    and any thing is possible . hey don't count Hillary out yet .
    No, because a few months later, Obama will become mysteriously ill also.
    Yes... I was just talking to Barack a few minutes ago and we were talking about just that and he said ' yes yes.. I would put Hilllary on the ticket yes yes......';';';








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    Yeah, then Hillary would assasinate him like she said she would and become president.
    I love your avatar. Obama is Jimmys son.
    If only we could just do this whole thing over, we wouldn't even need to contemplate that.
    I think Hilary would laugh him off the phone if he called on her to do that.
    No, Biden would have to remove himself
    No, he hates Hillary; but, has to call upon her to help him try to win.
    Nobody wants Hillary except you GOP members because you think it would make Obama look fickle. Next.

    I swallowed so Saw Dust in Tech Class, will i be really ill?

    i was working in tech class and i swallowed some saw dust when i blow up at me.


    it was just small amount but it is stuck in the back of my throat, drank some water and it has gone down.





    will i be ill, in a few hours or even minitesI swallowed so Saw Dust in Tech Class, will i be really ill?
    no wood dust should be ok unless your hamster gets in bed with you and makes a nest in your bum lolI swallowed so Saw Dust in Tech Class, will i be really ill?
    Nah you'll be fine!





    Poepl are far too worried about these kinda things these days - human evolved in forest surounded by danger and dirt -a bit of saw dust won't hurt - if anything it'll probably add some much needed fibre to your diet!!
    Wouldnt think so if it was just saw dust with nothing else with it. My grandson has done it and he's fine.!
    I think you will be ok
    You will be fine, but you are going to crap a two by four.
    you probably won't get ill from swallowing the saw dust.


    it is basically cellulose - indigestible. but if it was coated with something, or glued together (like plywood) the potential of getting ill is a real question - unknown likelihood of illness.


    i would treat that seriously enough to go to the ER.





    if you had breathed the same amount into your lungs - that could be very different, far more likely to cause illness , discomfort, disease.
    Eating dust from wood is not harmful if it was wood the teacher gave you, some wood has properties that make it harmful or poisonous to people. Breathing it into you lungs is another matter, wear a dust mask if there is sawdust in the air. Do you not have dust collectors to control the dust produced when wood working, most power tools have a place to attach a vac or dust collector to, or at least a bag to catch most of it. If you were wearing a dust mask this wood (would) not have happened
    u will b fine
    your going to die
    saw dust, even in larger amounts than what you swallowed, will not hurt you or cause any illness. it is not very much different from eating vegetables.
    It is simply cellulose, it is harmless and will go in one end and out the other.
    you'll be perfectly fine. nothing to worry.
    WELL LETS HOPE IT HAS DISPERSED INTO YOUR BODY AND WILL PASS THROUGH OK IF NOT SEEK MEDICAL HELP AND GET A X RAY , YOU SHOULD OF PUT YOUR GOOGLES AND MASK ON BEFORE ATTEMPING ANY WOODWORK NEVER MIND DO NOT FORGET NEXT TIME
    you should be alright man, cant be any worse than eating paper lol
    no i work with saw dust. every day but i use a mask

    People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?

    I try to use my imagination to find ways around those rules I qualify as not neccessary or too constringent. Otherwise I would actually become sick sooner or later.People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?
    Well, let's say I consider myself a very creative person and I simply try to avoid getting into too many rules I'd have to follow. Rules make me cranky. I am well able to follow them but it's a whole lot better if I try to avoid them whereever possible.People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?
    Do you mean fantasy? They live in the dark because the light can be blinding, so to speak. People can go through life and cover their eyes at the ';scary'; parts.

    People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?

    I try to use my imagination to find ways around those rules I qualify as not neccessary or too constringent. Otherwise I would actually become sick sooner or later.People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?
    Well, let's say I consider myself a very creative person and I simply try to avoid getting into too many rules I'd have to follow. Rules make me cranky. I am well able to follow them but it's a whole lot better if I try to avoid them whereever possible.People with very much phantasy...will they fall ill, if they have to obey rules?
    Do you mean fantasy? They live in the dark because the light can be blinding, so to speak. People can go through life and cover their eyes at the ';scary'; parts.

    If you are mentally ill and a believer will you go to Heaven?

    I don't know if this is a serious question, but I have this real-life situation in my family. I have a mentally ill sister. She has been a born again Christian for many years, but has been sliding gradually into schizophrenia for years. One of the symptoms of schiz. can be an obsession with religion. Any conversation with her is 90% religious/spiritual content, no matter what you are discussing. So while her illness affects various aspects of her life and her perception of reality, she does love the Lord.





    Was this a serious question? Had a serious answer.If you are mentally ill and a believer will you go to Heaven?
    Ask Jesus, he has gone to prepare a place for you.If you are mentally ill and a believer will you go to Heaven?
    I believe so. Jesus said that if we have Him we are saved. It doesn't matter if you are sane or insane. You are one of His anyway. So, if we are both saved, I hope to see you in heaven!


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    No.
    Yes and once there have a sound mind.
    It depends. Some people become mentally ill because of the sin they commit.
    Yes. If you have cancer and are a believer will you go to heaven?
    why wouldnt he or she if shes accepted christ in their hearts as Lord and savior..sure
    Many people will say that developmentally deficient adults (DDAs) automatically get a free ticket to heaven, just like ';innocent'; babies. However, this makes salvation man's decision when I believe the call belongs to God instead as to who are the sheep and who are the goats.
    Your ';affliction'; will only have served to teach you different karmic lessons from those learned by ';normal'; people. What you learned in life determines what you will experience in your illusory afterlife. Enlightenment however is the only true reality.
    you've got one out of the two covered, at least.

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    because i dnt like girls being taller than me even when theyre in heels i would like to be taller and i would like for them to be carried by me to kiss them or tippy toe to kiss meHow tall will i be im 14 5'6 uncles are tall doctor says ill be 6ft and i want to be that tall?
    Well girls grow earlier then boys so right now some girls my be taller then you but by the time your like 16 or 17 you'll prob me taller then most girls you should be about 6 feet by the time you stop growingHow tall will i be im 14 5'6 uncles are tall doctor says ill be 6ft and i want to be that tall?
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